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"Hello
Summer. Seth Cohen. I believe you remember"
Seth,
1-07 The Escape
"All
I know is that the police are taking criminals off the
street and Sandy Cohen is putting them in my backyard"
Julie,
1-03 The Gamble
"Get
off the bed. The sooner I go to sleep, the sooner
it'll be morning and the sooner this nightmare will
be over"
Summer,
1-07 The Escape
"Skipping
Christmas... What are you, the Grinch ?"
Jimmy,
1-13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever
"I
hate liars ! And now i'm one of them"
Anna,
1-15 The Third Wheel
"I
Heard his dad's favorite show is dawson crack"
A
guy,
1-12 The Secret
"So
Anna what's the deal ? your parents don't believe in
celebrating the genocide of American Indians ?"
Sandy, 1-11 The Homecoming
"You
can't talk to julie cooper. She's Julie Cooper"
Kirsten,
1-18 The Truth
"I
dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the
blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the
table"
Seth, 1-11 The Homecoming
"Luke
just came by to defrag my hard drive"
Julie, 1-21 The Goodbye Girl
"I
can't change where I'm from, but I can change where
I'm going"
Ryan, 1-08 The Rescue
"That's
what Ryan does. He punches people, he doesn't talk to
them."
Marissa, 1-18 The Truth
"Thank
God, I had my camera phone. They are autograph of the
21th century"
Summer, 1-22 The L.A.
"Anna:
Do you know what girls find sexy ?
Seth: Nope.
Uh, wait, let me guess. Dudes who play water polo ?"
1-04
The Debut
"Are
we worried your dad won’t love us if we don’t feed him
enough?"
Sandy, 1-06
The Girlfriend
"When you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic : The Gathering"
Seth, 1-10
The Perfect Couple
"Kirsten : What are we fighting about ?
Sandy : I'm not sure but it's serious"
1-19
The Heartbreak
"Before
he got here I was the biggest loser, this
place was hell for me"
Seth, 1-27
The Ties That Bind
"Please,
just one little stripper who never hurt anyone who's
just trying to make his way in the world...naked."
Julie, 1-26
The Strip
"Seth
: I'm sorry, uh, Avril Lavigne doesn't count as
punk.
Marissa : Oh yeah? Well what about The
Cramps? Stiff Little Fingers? The Clash?
Sex Pistols?"
1-02 The Model Home
"You
bought beer ? I miss beer"
Kirsten, 1-05
The Outsider
"There's
nothing wrong with a good strip club"
Jimmy, 1-23
The Nana
"The way you spend new year's eve is the same way
you'll spend the rest of the
year"
Hailey, 1-14
The Countdown
"I
think the last time I cried was when Macaulay Culkin
died at the end of My Girl"
Luke, 1-09
The Heights
"Wonder
Woman is supposed to have an invisible jet, not an invisible
boyfriend"
Anna, 1-20 The Telenovela
"Summer's
dad thinks sarcasm is a sign of weakness"
Seth, 1-25 The Shower
"I'm
emotionaly unstable"
Marissa, 1-24 The Proposal
"Hailey
: Julie, your hair !
Julie : Hailey, you're here
!"
1-16
The Links
"Confidence,
Cohen"
Anna,
1-21
The Goodbye Girl
"Luke
:
this is gonna suck
Seth : welcome to my world"
1-12
The Secret
"It
was horrible ! I was like a fish outta water. I was
Nemo and I just wanted to go home !"
Seth,
1-19
The Heartbreak
"Why
can't you be happy for me ? I am !"
Julie,
1-27
The Ties That Bind
"Caleb:
A friend of mine's in trouble. I want you to help him
out.
Sandy: Oh I didn't know you had friends."
1-20
The Telenovela
"There's drinking, crying, cops. Well, then, it must be Christmas"
Ryan,
1-13 The Best
Chrismukkah Ever
"Is
this to slutty to wear to an old guy's birthday party?
I don't want the dude to have a coronary?"
Summer
(en parlant de sa robe),
1-06 The Girlfriend
"Jimmy:
Why would you do that? You don't even like me
Sandy:
Well, I'm a public defender. I represent a lot of people
I don't like"
1-05 The Outsider
"Marissa: who are you ?
Ryan: whoever you want me to be"
1-01 Pilot
"Luke:
New Year's resolution : punch people less.
Ryan:
I had the same one"
1-15 The Third Wheel
"Julie:
Have you eaten?
Kirsten: What do you have in mind
?
Julie:
Fried chicken and beer"
1-12 The Secret
"That
letter is like 'The Ring', anyone who reads it dies."
Seth, 1-17 The Rivals
"Sandy:
Oh, I'm still 22. It was the best year of my life.
Jimmy:
Why 22?
Sandy: It's when I met Kirsten... And why
16?
Jimmy: It's when I met Kirsten"
1-05 The Outsider
"Ryan
: I used to want to be an architect
Kirsten :
What do you want to be now ?
Ryan : 17
Kirsten
: me too"
1-03 The
Gamble
"The
boy who lives in the pool house is warning me about
the boy who lives in the penthouse ?"
Julie,
1-18 The
Truth
"Oh
God, what am I doing here ? I hate this state,
I hate the sunshine, I hate the ocean, I hate Schwarzenegger"
Nana,
1-23 The
Nana
"Nothing
good happens at our parties. Have you noticed that ?"
Kirsten,
1-25 The
Shower
"Who
need more champagne ?"
Julie,
2-03 The
New Kids on The Block
"I
can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state...
the county, maybe, sure"
Seth,
1-21 The
Goodbye Girl
(à
Julie) "You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper,
but honey, you're a whore"
Hailey,
1-26 The
Strip
"Well
he can park his truck in my driveway anytime"
Summer,
2-02 The
Way We Were
"You
can't ruin Chrismukkah. It's got twice the resistance
of any normal holiday"
Seth,
1-13 The
Best Chrismukkah Ever
"Kirsten: Hailey’s got nowhere else to go.
Ryan: That's because all of her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the
language.
Sandy: Why ? I want to kick her ass"
1-15 The
Third Wheel
"Sandy
Cohen, you're cheating on me...with your wife"
Rachel,
1-10 The
Perfect Couple
"It’s
no like he wants to kiss me. He wants me to kiss a bunch
of other dudes for money"
Summer,
1-20 The
Telenovela
"Theresa : So do you go to a lot of these kinds of events
?
Ryan: (nods) pretty much every week"
1-19 The
Heartbreak
"I don’t
know Russell Crowe he just doesn’t do anything for me,
I mean people say he's good looking...but I don’t see
it"
Marissa, 1-14 The
Countdown
"Everyday
she (Marissa) looks like she could be on the cover of
a fashion magazine"
Lindsay, 2-09 The
Ex-Factor
"Seth:
And you know what else I think you enjoy ?
Summer:
What ?
Seth: Me
Summer: That's because you're
mentally unstable"
1-07 The
Escape
"Oooh
my oasis is being violated, my happy place is very unhappy
right now"
Jimmy, 1-22 The
L.A.
"Kiki
what the hell is going on ? Some man in a jumpsuit
just made off with my massage chair, I want my chair,
I want my desk I want my office back"
Caleb, 1-18 The
Truth
"Please
dude I just need to talk about me for like several more
hours at least"
Seth, 2-03 The
New Kids on The Block
"Sorry
to interrupt but, uh, there’s no paper towels in
the girls bathroom"
Marissa, 2-09 The
Ex-Factor
"Julie:
is it too early to start drinking ?
Kirsten: I hope
not or I’m in trouble"
1-25 The
Shower
"If
there’s one thing that you're good at, it's getting
money from rich old men"
Jimmy,
2-04 The
New Era
"Julie:
I was easy to live with back then. I was beautiful and
much nicer.
Jimmy: Jules, come on, you're still beautiful.
And we both know you were never nice"
2-05 The
SnO.C.
"If
it's a Ryan problem, it's a Cohen problem"
Sandy, 2-17 The
Brothers Grim
"Summer:
don’t you know what a level is ?
Seth: yeah it's
something you advance to in a video game"
1-24 The
Proposal
"Caleb:
(looks at Sandy) I thought we were going to Caesars
Seth:
yeah about that Caesars didn’t have a permanent Springsteen
exhibit
Jimmy: although they do have Celine
Dion
Seth: yet another reason we're staying
here"
1-26 The
Strip
"I'm
sorry, but no one who's won on American Idol sings in
my car"
Carter, 2-20 The
OC Confidential
"Julie:
you got a minute ?
Marissa: not really"
2-14 The
Rainy Day Women
"Ryan
: man, your parents are pretty hardcore about
Valentine's Day
Seth : pff, I just hope I
survive this hateful day"
2-12 The
Lonely Hearts Club
"Sandy:
Julie, you scared me...more than usual
Julie:
always a pleasure, Sanford"
2-16
The Blaze of Glory
"Seth:
hey Summer it's me
Summer:
why am I not surprised ?"
2-14
The Rainy Day Women
"Marissa
: it's complicated
Summer : well it's
you and Ryan it's supposed to be"
2-23
The O.Sea
"Marissa:
I didn't mean to be a bitch
Julie: Apples
and trees, you are my daughter"
2-24
The Dearly Beloved
"Sure,
the compulsive need to rescue Marissa Cooper must be
in the Atwood DNA"
Seth,
2-20
The OC Confidential
"Sandy:
Honey honey I don’t actually think that’s a ninja, ninjas
usually wear capes
Kirsten: Oooh so a ninja's
like a super hero"
2-05
The SnO.C.
"That
is unbelievable, Hailey got a job !"
Sandy, 1-22
The L.A.
"You
(Marissa) are young, you are single and you have a cute
nose so why not put it out there"
Summer, 2-11 The Second Chance
"Luke: Shut up, queer
Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest"
1-02 The Model Home
"Sandy:
Hey do you think I look at all like Tony Blair ?
Kirsten:
You have nicer hair"
2-22 The Showdown
"Seth:
Dad those eyebrows are out of control !
Sandy:
It’s a sign of power you know !
Seth:
Well then you must be the most powerful man in the world"
1-08 The Rescue
"Kirsten
: Ready for your first day at school ?
Seth
: No"
2-02 The Way We Were
"Luke
: what can I do ?
Jimmy : you can leave"
1-09 The Heights
"Ah ! look at that, my little Summer, it seems like
the fantastic four is becoming fantastic again"
Seth, 2-15 The Mallpisode
"Why
wouldn’t America be fascinated with the lives and loves
of Orange County's rich and fabulous... we're all beautiful
and we're all dysfunctional, surf sex and scandal, its
a recipe for a cultural phenomenon"
Julie, 2-09 The Ex-Factor
"What's
french for 'let's have sex'? Voulez poulez something.
Why can't they teach us stuff we need ?"
Summer, 2-08 The Power of Love
"He
(Ryan) enjoys sunset walks, punching people and not
smiling"
Seth, 2-04 The New Era
"I've
had so many clandestine meetings, I feel I'm in an Oliver
Stone Movie"
Sandy, 2-06 The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't
"Well
of course i’m screwed up, I’m the daughter of a
thief and a slut"
Marissa, 2-07 The Family Ties
"Ryan:
You're talking to a boat, Seth
Seth: Yeah,
I talk to a plastic horse, too. But that never worries
anyone
Ryan: Yeah. It worries me"
1-27 The Ties That Bind
"Marissa:
I brought bagels
Sandy:
Well that's the secret password into the Cohen household"
2-07 The Family Ties
"Marissa
: Who's Kofi Annan ?
Summer : Some guy
Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines"
2-08 The Power of Love
"Ryan
: This is a nice car. I didn't know you're kind of lawyer
made money
Sandy
: No, we don't. My wife does"
1-01 Pilot
"Zach
: Dude we got webcam, we got e-mail, we got instant message today
Seth
: oooooh, long distance dating is so hot !"
2-17 The Brothers Grimm
"Caleb
: No, no, no, I’m fine... thanks... Actually I’ve never
been better
Kirsten
: Are you on morphine ?"
2-11 The Second Chance
"Kirsten
: I'm sure she'll apologise
Sandy : You are
? It's Julie Cooper we're talking about"
1-08 The Rescue
"You
should get another glass of champagne, because this
is one surprise you won’t already find posted on the
internet"
Julie, 2-13 The Test
"Marissa
: 'cause if my mom finds you here she'll kill you
Ryan
: Mmm not if
Sandy kills me first"
3-03 The End of Innocence
"Marissa
: Marissa...Cooper, you’re the first nice person
I've actually met
Casey : and I’m not even that nice"
3-04 The Last Waltz
"Marissa
: Be careful!
Ryan : Oh don't worry, I'm
fine
Marissa : It's the penguin I'm worried
about, he's very expensive !"
2-05 The SnO.C.
"Répondeur
de Seth
: This is Seth. It's 2005. You know how
these things work."
3-06 The Swells
"Marissa
: Last year's holidays were so much better.
Summer
: Yeah,
I got rejected by Cohen in a wonder woman costume and you got caught
shoplifting.
Marissa
: Well, at least it was memorable."
2-06 The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't
"Jews
don't believe in saints. Just really good stand up comics"
Seth, 3-10 The Chrismukkah
Bar Mitz-vahkkah
"Hailey
: So now that you're a man, what are the New Year's Eve
plans ? Got any
girls to kiss ?
Seth
: Well I had two and uh now I have... none but it's cool
cause I uh... I swore off women"
1-14 The Countdown
"Marissa
: Wait that’s Zach on the Vespa ?
Summer :
Yeah, I didn’t think he'd come back, he was in Italy
for so long I assumed he bought a villa an opened and
espresso bar"
2-17 The Brothers Grim
"Trey
: This is the crystal egg from Risky Business ?
Newpsie
: Well it's not the F-14 from Top Gun"
2-18 The Risky Business
"Marissa
: I can't find my stupid jacket.
Ryan : I'll
help.
Marissa : It's brown. With things on
it.
Ryan : And it's stupid ?"
3-12 The Sister Act
"Kirsten
: Have you seen Seth?
Sandy : Well I've
smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me"
2-13 The Test
"From now on if someone needs to be manipulated, we put me in charge
!"
Julie, 3-14
The Cliffhanger
"Sandy:
Valentine's day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that’s
a holiday memorial day, yes a holiday, you know who
invented Valentine's Day ?
Kirsten: Saint
Valentine"
1-19 The Heartbreak
"Sandy:
Who knew women's panties were such a minefield?
Seth:
Don't say panties"
3-15 The Heavy Lifting
"(A
Kirsten) I know you've been married for like two
hundred years but you must remember something about dating"
Julie, 3-14 The Cliffhanger
"(A
Seth) Your breath smells like Marissa"
Summer, 2-07 The Family Ties
"Kirsten:
My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper ... is
my step-mom
Sandy: Maybe we'll get you another
bottle"
1-24 The Proposal
"Summer:
I was being sarcastic.
Marissa:
So was I.
Summer:
Which we never were before Cohen showed up and introduced
us to irony. Jackass."
1-16 The Links
"Marissa:
What are you doing here?
Caleb: You're not
at school.
Marissa: Yeah, well you're not
at work."
2-10 The Accomplice
"I'll take some self-defense courses and Eddie and I will live happily ever after"
Theresa, 1-25 The Shower
"Oh
my god, we can not be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa.
They're monsters."
Summer, 2-15 The Mallpisode
"He
surfs, he sings, he practically fights crime. Maybe
Sandy Cohen could be our action hero."
Seth, 2-18 The Risky Business
"Summer
: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about
the gay guys on the mountain ?
Marissa : Lord
of the Rings."
3-20 The Day After Tomorrow
"DJ:
So, what, are we friends now?
Marissa: Judging
by this conversation, probably not."
2-04 The New Era
"Alex:
That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth:
Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet."
2-03 The New Kids on The Block
"Seth:
I have a date.
Summer: Wow! Have fun with
Captain Oats."
2-04 The New Era
"Marissa:
Ooooh, the best movie of like all time, The Notebook
Trey:
You know I’m kinda more a shoot em up type guy, where
people like die"
2-21 The Return of The Nana
"(à
Ryan) Summer's right over there, look. Wait, don't look.
I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking."
Seth,
1-01 Pilot
"Dawn:
I'm an embarassment to my son.
Kirsten: Welcome
to my world."
1-03
The Gamble
"Sandy:
Hello, ladies!
Seth:
Dad, don't call me a lady."
1-18
The Truth
"(examinant
un paquet) Well it's not ticking. So it can't be from
your mom."
Jimmy, 1-19
The Heartbreak
"Jimmy:
So what's going on in your life?
Julie: Aside
from our daughter being the spawn of Chucky and Keith
Moon?"
2-01
The Distance
"Sandy:
Lots of couples golf together.
Kirsten: Shortly
before dying of old age."
1-19 The Heartbreak
"Luke:
You're okay.
Ryan: Disappointed ?"
1-02 The Model Home
"Come on Captain Oats, we both know something’s up"
Summer, 3-14 The Cliffhanger
"It's
a funeral. People say sorry before they say hello"
Sadie, 3-15 The Heavey Lifting
"Ryan:
alright, look, Luke Skywalker was happy to find his
dad right, even if he turned out to be Darth Vader
Lindsay:
Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other
with light sabers until one of them died, Vader cut
off Skywalker's hand"
2-11 The Second Chance
"Kirsten:
You're going to prison ?
Sandy: Oh, just for
the day."
2-10 The Accomplice
"Comic-Con is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some
porn star
dressed as Catwoman."
Seth, 1-07 The Escape
"Sandy: The minute you were born I knew that I would never take
another
easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth: So, I'm like
asthma?"
1-02 The Model Home
"Marissa: I forgot I had this dress.
Ryan: Happens to me all the time."
1-10 The Perfect Couple
"How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters."
Summer, 1-24 The Proposal
"Kirsten: I am never throwing another party again.
Sandy: Oh, honey, don't
tease."
1-25 The Shower
"Hey, your mom has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That is
punishment enough."
Jimmy, 1-27 The Ties That Bind
"You have my cell if Caleb kicks and you need help counting your cash"
Marissa, 2-14 The Rainy Day Women
"Have I told you about my after-after-prom party with Sung Ho and Yung Nam? It
was hot and spicy and, let's just say I had my very own Korean barbeque"
Taylor, 3-25 The Graduates
"Summer: Oh my god. Mr. C. you totally scared
me.
Sandy: sometimes I scare myself, Summer."
3-24 The Man of The Year
"Taylor:
You were prom queen last year. You have to
go.
Summer: Yeah, well, the queen is dead."
3-23 The Party Favor
"Sandy:
Look at you, Ma. With a cell phone.
The Nana:
I'm very hip.
Sandy: I guess so.
The
Nana: I just can't read the buttons."
2-21 The Return of The Nana
"Summer:
Of course I didn't mean to hit
you.
Seth: I know. I just find it interesting how your hand
collided with my face"
3-12 The Sister Act
"Julie:
Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school?
Kaitlin:
'Cause it's 7 o'clock at night. And it's Saturday."
4-01 The Avengers
"Marissa:
I think we should spend the entire summer just being
normal.
Ryan: What, even Seth?
Marissa:
No, no. That'd be impossible."
1-27 The Ties That Bind
"Lance:
Jules. How the hell did you find me?
Julie:
Well it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest,
scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voila."
2-19 The Rager
"I cannot believe what Chirac said to the Farmer's Union. You go,
Jacques!"
Summer, 2-08 The Power of Love
"Okay, honey, I don't want to alarm you, but there's a giant Julie Cooper on the
table."
Sandy, 2-09 The Ex-Factor
"Thank you, Ryan. I realize it wasn't easy for you to string so many words together"
Caleb, 2-12 The Lonely Hearts Club
"Vive
la France, Summer ! Vive la France !"
Taylor, 4-01 The Avengers
"Hailey:
I'm broke and sleeping at my sister's.
Jimmy:
I'm broke and my wife is sleeping with your father."
1-15 The Third Wheel
"Where I'm from, having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come
true... that does"
Ryan, 1-01 Pilot
"I
was into recycling way before it was cool. Al Gore got
half his stuff from a paper I wrote in 6th grade."
Seth, 4-05 The Sleeping Beauty
"Julie:
I had to block you from my buddy list. You were incessant.
Luke:
You blocked me ?"
1-24 The Proposal
"They're
playing Pac-Man. It's not a Mandy Moore movie."
Summer, 1-25 The Shower
"Ryan:
Who has been the greatest influence in your intellectual
development ?
Summer: Um, Miuccia Prada."
3-13 The Pot Stirrer
"Sandy:
Ryan doesn't wear glasses.
Seth: He does when
he's reading from right to left."
3-10 The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkkah
"Ryan:
Why would I be nervous?
Seth: Because we're
going to school with like 300 Lukes minus the redeeming
social qualities"
1-09 The Heights
"Welcome
to the O.C., bitch ! This is how it’s done in Orange
County"
Luke, 1-01 Pilot
"Ryan's
gonna stay with us now"
Kirsten, 1-03 The Gamble
"I
never won a fight until I got to Newport"
Ryan, 3-06 The Swells
"Kaitlin:
You're like an adult.
Justin: My parents are
therapists. They're annoying, but pretty smart"
3-15 The Heavy Lifting
"Sandy:
Since when is Scotch part of a nutritious brunch?
Caleb:
Since the DA's office finally decided they had enough
to indict me."
2-02 The Way We Were
"
(à une petite fille) I'm sorry, did you just ask if there was a comic book based on the X-Men movie
?"
Seth, 4-01 The Avengers
"I'll be okay, Kiki. I'm like the Gulf Region. At this point, what's one more
hurricane ?"
Julie, 3-12 The Sister Act
"Summer:
Were you with Taylor?
Seth: She's
having an emotional crisis.
Summer: Yeah, well she's about
to have a physical one."
3-07 The Anger Management
"I may not be an Atwood anymore, but I'm not a Cohen either. I don't know what I
am."
Ryan, 3-05 The Perfect Storm
"Seth
: Careful, lady. My girlfriend's gonna be here any second.
Summer
: Shut up, Cohen."
4-04 the Metamorphosis
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