Citations de la semaine


"Hello Summer. Seth Cohen. I believe you remember"
Seth, 1-07 The Escape

"All I know is that the police are taking criminals off the street and Sandy Cohen is putting them in my backyard"
Julie, 1-03 The Gamble

"Get off the bed. The sooner I go to sleep, the sooner it'll be morning and the sooner this nightmare will be over"
Summer, 1-07 The Escape

"Skipping Christmas... What are you, the Grinch ?"
Jimmy, 1-13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever

"I hate liars ! And now i'm one of them"

Anna, 1-15 The Third Wheel

"I Heard his dad's favorite show is dawson crack"

A guy, 1-12 The Secret

"So Anna what's the deal ? your parents don't believe in celebrating the genocide of American Indians ?"
Sandy, 1-11 The Homecoming

"You can't talk to julie cooper. She's Julie Cooper"

Kirsten, 1-18 The Truth

"I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table"
Seth, 1-11 The Homecoming

"Luke just came by to defrag my hard drive"
Julie, 1-21 The Goodbye Girl

"I can't change where I'm from, but I can change where I'm going"
Ryan, 1-08 The Rescue

"That's what Ryan does. He punches people, he doesn't talk to them."
Marissa, 1-18 The Truth

"Thank God, I had my camera phone. They are autograph of the 21th century"
Summer, 1-22 The L.A.

"Anna: Do you know what girls find sexy ?
Seth: Nope. Uh, wait, let me guess. Dudes who play water polo ?"

1-04 The Debut

"Are we worried your dad wonít love us if we donít feed him enough?"
Sandy, 1-06 The Girlfriend

"When you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic : The Gathering"
Seth, 1-10 The Perfect Couple

"Kirsten : What are we fighting about ?
Sandy : I'm not sure but it's serious"

1-19 The Heartbreak

"Before he got here I was the biggest loser, this place was hell for me"
Seth, 1-27 The Ties That Bind

"Please, just one little stripper who never hurt anyone who's just trying to make his way in the world...naked."
Julie, 1-26 The Strip

"Seth : I'm sorry, uh, Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk.
Marissa : Oh yeah?  Well what about The Cramps?  Stiff Little Fingers?  The Clash?  Sex Pistols?"

1-02 The Model Home

"You bought beer ? I miss beer"
Kirsten, 1-05 The Outsider
 


"There's nothing wrong with a good strip club"
Jimmy, 1-23 The Nana

"The way you spend new year's eve is the same way you'll spend the rest of the year"
Hailey, 1-14 The Countdown

"I think the last time I cried was when Macaulay Culkin died at the end of My Girl"
Luke, 1-09 The Heights

"Wonder Woman is supposed to have an invisible jet, not an invisible boyfriend"
Anna, 1-20 The Telenovela

"Summer's dad thinks sarcasm is a sign of weakness"
Seth, 1-25 The Shower

"I'm emotionaly unstable"
Marissa, 1-24 The Proposal

"Hailey : Julie, your hair !
Julie : Hailey, you're here !"
1-16 The Links

"Confidence, Cohen"
Anna, 1-21 The Goodbye Girl

"Luke : this is gonna suck
Seth : welcome to my world
"
1-12 The Secret

"It was horrible ! I was like a fish outta water. I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home !"
Seth, 1-19 The Heartbreak

"Why can't you be happy for me ? I am !"

Julie, 1-27 The Ties That Bind

"Caleb: A friend of mine's in trouble. I want you to help him out.
Sandy: Oh I didn't know you had friends."

1-20 The Telenovela

"There's drinking, crying, cops. Well, then, it must be Christmas"
Ryan,
1-13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever

"Is this to slutty to wear to an old guy's birthday party? I don't want the dude to have a coronary?"
Summer (en parlant de sa robe),
1-06 The Girlfriend

"Jimmy: Why would you do that? You don't even like me
Sandy: Well, I'm a public defender. I represent a lot of people I don't like"
1-05 The Outsider

"Marissa: who are you ?
Ryan: whoever you want me to be"

1-01 Pilot
 


"Luke: New Year's resolution : punch people less.
Ryan: I had the same one"
1-15 The Third Wheel

"Julie: Have you eaten?
Kirsten: What do you have in mind ?
Julie: Fried chicken and beer"
1-12 The Secret

"That letter is like 'The Ring', anyone who reads it dies."
Seth, 1-17 The Rivals

"Sandy: Oh, I'm still 22. It was the best year of my life.
Jimmy: Why 22?
Sandy: It's when I met Kirsten... And why 16?
Jimmy: It's when I met Kirsten"
1-05 The Outsider

"Ryan : I used to want to be an architect
Kirsten : What do you want to be now ?
Ryan : 17
Kirsten : me too"

1-03 The Gamble

"The boy who lives in the pool house is warning me about the boy who lives in the penthouse ?"
Julie, 1-18 The Truth

"Oh God, what am I doing here ? I hate this state, I hate the sunshine, I hate the ocean, I hate Schwarzenegger"
Nana, 1-23 The Nana

"Nothing good happens at our parties. Have you noticed that ?"
Kirsten, 1-25 The Shower

"Who need more champagne ?"
Julie, 2-03 The New Kids on The Block

"I can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state... the county, maybe, sure"
Seth, 1-21 The Goodbye Girl

(ŗ Julie) "You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but honey, you're a whore"
Hailey, 1-26 The Strip

"Well he can park his truck in my driveway anytime"
Summer, 2-02 The Way We Were

"You can't ruin Chrismukkah. It's got twice the resistance of any normal holiday"
Seth, 1-13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever

"Kirsten: Haileyís got nowhere else to go.
Ryan: That's because all of her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.
Sandy: Why ? I want to kick her ass"

1-15 The Third Wheel

"Sandy Cohen, you're cheating on me...with your wife"
Rachel, 1-10 The Perfect Couple

"Itís no like he wants to kiss me. He wants me to kiss a bunch of other dudes for money"
Summer, 1-20 The Telenovela

"Theresa : So do you go to a lot of  these kinds of events ?
Ryan:
(nods) pretty much every week"
1-19 The Heartbreak

"I donít know Russell Crowe he just doesnít do anything for me, I mean people say he's good looking...but I donít see it"
Marissa, 1-14 The Countdown

"Everyday she (Marissa) looks like she could be on the cover of a fashion magazine"
Lindsay, 2-09 The Ex-Factor

"Seth: And you know what else I think you enjoy ?
Summer: What ?
Seth: Me
Summer: That's because you're mentally unstable"

1-07 The Escape
 


"Oooh my oasis is being violated, my happy place is very unhappy right now"
Jimmy, 1-22 The L.A.

"Kiki what the hell is going on ? Some man in a jumpsuit just made off with my massage chair, I want my chair, I want my desk I want my office back"
Caleb, 1-18 The Truth

"Please dude I just need to talk about me for like several more hours at least"
Seth, 2-03 The New Kids on The Block

"Sorry to interrupt but, uh, thereís no paper towels in the girls bathroom"
Marissa, 2-09 The Ex-Factor

"Julie: is it too early to start drinking ?
Kirsten: I hope not or Iím in trouble"

1-25 The Shower

"If thereís one thing that you're good at, it's getting money from rich old men"
Jimmy, 2-04 The New Era

"Julie: I was easy to live with back then. I was beautiful and much nicer.
Jimmy: Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice"

2-05 The SnO.C.

"If it's a Ryan problem, it's a Cohen problem"
Sandy, 2-17 The Brothers Grim

"Summer: donít you know what a level is ?
Seth: yeah it's something you advance to in a video game"

1-24 The Proposal

"Caleb: (looks at Sandy) I thought we were going to Caesars
Seth: yeah about that Caesars didnít have a permanent Springsteen exhibit
Jimmy: although they do have Celine Dion
Seth: yet another reason we're staying here"
1-26 The Strip

"I'm sorry, but no one who's won on American Idol sings in my car"
Carter, 2-20 The OC Confidential

"Julie: you got a minute ?
Marissa: not really"

2-14 The Rainy Day Women

"Ryan : man, your parents are pretty hardcore about Valentine's Day
Seth : pff, I just hope I survive this hateful day"
2-12 The Lonely Hearts Club

"Sandy: Julie, you scared me...more than usual
Julie: always a pleasure, Sanford"

2-16 The Blaze of Glory

"Seth: hey Summer it's me
Summer: why am I not surprised ?"

2-14 The Rainy Day Women

"Marissa : it's complicated
Summer : well it's you and Ryan it's supposed to be"

2-23 The O.Sea

"Marissa: I didn't mean to be a bitch
Julie: Apples and trees, you are my daughter"

2-24 The Dearly Beloved

"Sure, the compulsive need to rescue Marissa Cooper must be in the Atwood DNA"
Seth, 2-20 The OC Confidential 

"Sandy: Honey honey I donít actually think thatís a ninja, ninjas usually wear capes
Kirsten: Oooh so a ninja's like a super hero"
2-05 The SnO.C.


"That is unbelievable, Hailey got a job !"
Sandy, 1-22 The L.A.

"You (Marissa) are young, you are single and you have a cute nose so why not put it out there"
Summer, 2-11 The Second Chance

"Luke: Shut up, queer
Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my ches
t"
1-02 The Model Home 

"Sandy: Hey do you think I look at all like Tony Blair ?
Kirsten: You have nicer hair
"
2-22 The Showdown

"Seth: Dad those eyebrows are out of control !
Sandy: Itís a sign of power you know !
Seth: Well then you must be the most powerful man in the world
"
1-08 The Rescue

"Kirsten : Ready for your first day at school ?
Seth : No
"
2-02 The Way We Were

"Luke : what can I do ?
Jimmy : you can leave
"
1-09 The Heights 

"Ah ! look at that, my little Summer, it seems like the fantastic four is becoming fantastic again"
Seth, 2-15 The Mallpisode 

"
Why wouldnít America be fascinated with the lives and loves of Orange County's rich and fabulous... we're all beautiful and we're all dysfunctional, surf sex and scandal, its a recipe for a cultural phenomenon"
Julie, 2-09 The Ex-Factor 

"What's french for 'let's have sex'? Voulez poulez something. Why can't they teach us stuff we need ?"
Summer, 2-08 The Power of Love

"
He (Ryan) enjoys sunset walks, punching people and not smiling"
Seth, 2-04 The New Era

"I've had so many clandestine meetings, I feel I'm in an Oliver Stone Movie"
Sandy, 2-06 The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't 

"Well of course iím screwed up, Iím the daughter of a thief and a slut"
Marissa, 2-07 The Family Ties 

"Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too. But that never worries anyone
Ryan: Yeah. It worries me"

1-27 The Ties That Bind 

"Marissa: I brought bagels
Sandy: Well that's the secret password into the Cohen household"
2-07 The Family Ties 

"Marissa : Who's Kofi Annan ?
Summer : Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines"

2-08 The Power of Love 

"Ryan : This is a nice car. I didn't know you're kind of lawyer made money
Sandy : No, we don't. My wife does"
1-01 Pilot 

"
Zach : Dude we got webcam, we got e-mail, we got instant message today
Seth : oooooh, long distance dating is so hot !
"
2-17 The Brothers Grimm 

"Caleb : No, no, no, Iím fine... thanks... Actually Iíve never been better
Kirsten : Are you on morphine ?"

2-11 The Second Chance

"Kirsten : I'm sure she'll apologise
Sandy : You are ? It's Julie Cooper we're talking about"
1-08 The Rescue 

"You should get another glass of champagne, because this is one surprise you wonít already find posted on the internet"
Julie, 2-13 The Test

"Marissa : 'cause if my mom finds you here she'll kill you
Ryan : Mmm not if Sandy kills me first"
3-03 The End of Innocence


"Marissa : Marissa...Cooper, youíre the first
nice person I've actually met
Casey : and Iím not even that nice"
3-04 The Last Waltz 

"Marissa : Be careful!
Ryan : Oh don't worry, I'm fine
Marissa : It's the penguin I'm worried about, he's very expensive !"

2-05 The SnO.C.

"Rťpondeur de
Seth : This is Seth. It's 2005. You know how these things work."
3-06 The Swells 

"Marissa : Last year's holidays were so much better.
Summer : Yeah, I got rejected by Cohen in a wonder woman costume and you got caught shoplifting.
Marissa : Well, at least it was memorable."
2-06 The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't 

"Jews don't believe in saints. Just really good stand up comics"
Seth, 3-10 The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah

"Hailey : So now that you're a man, what are the New Year's Eve plans ? Got any girls to kiss ?
Seth : Well I had two and uh now I have... none but it's cool cause I uh... I swore off women"
1-14 The Countdown 

"Marissa : Wait thatís Zach on the Vespa ?
Summer : Yeah, I didnít think he'd come back, he was in Italy for so long I assumed he bought a villa an opened and espresso bar
"
2-17 The Brothers Grim 

"Trey : This is the crystal egg from Risky Business ?
Newpsie : Well it's not the F-14 from Top Gun"
2-18 The Risky Business 

"Marissa : I can't find my stupid jacket.
Ryan : I'll help.
Marissa : It's brown. With things on it.
Ryan : And it's stupid ?"
3-12 The Sister Act 

"Kirsten : Have you seen Seth?
Sandy : Well I've smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me
"
2-13 The Test

"From now on if someone needs to be manipulated, we put me in charge !"
Julie, 3-14 The Cliffhanger

"
Sandy: Valentine's day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, thatís a holiday memorial day, yes a holiday, you know who invented Valentine's Day ?
Kirsten: Saint Valentine
"
1-19 The Heartbreak 

"Sandy: Who knew women's panties were such a minefield?
Seth: Don't say panties"
3-15 The Heavy Lifting

"(A Kirsten) I know you've been married for like two hundred years but you must remember something about dating"
Julie, 3-14 The Cliffhanger 

"(A Seth) Your breath smells like Marissa"
Summer, 2-07 The Family Ties

"Kirsten: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper ... is my step-mom
Sandy: Maybe we'll get you another bottle"
1-24 The Proposal 

"Summer: I was being sarcastic.
Marissa: So was I.
Summer: Which we never were before Cohen showed up and introduced us to irony. Jackass."
1-16 The Links 

"Marissa: What are you doing here?
Caleb: You're not at school.
Marissa: Yeah, well you're not at work."
2-10 The Accomplice 

"I'll take some self-defense courses and Eddie and I will live happily ever after"
Theresa, 1-25 The Shower 

"Oh my god, we can not be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa. They're monsters."
Summer, 2-15 The Mallpisode

"He surfs, he sings, he practically fights crime. Maybe Sandy Cohen could be our action hero."
Seth, 2-18 The Risky Business

"Summer : Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain ?
Marissa : Lord of the Rings."
3-20 The Day After Tomorrow 


"DJ: So, what, are we friends now?
Marissa: Judging by this conversation, probably not."

2-04 The New Era

"Alex: That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth: Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet."
2-03 The New Kids on The Block

"Seth: I have a date.
Summer: Wow! Have fun with Captain Oats."
2-04 The New Era 

"Marissa: Ooooh, the best movie of like all time, The Notebook
Trey: You know Iím kinda more a shoot em up type guy, where people like die"
2-21 The Return of The Nana 

"(ŗ Ryan) Summer's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking."
Seth, 1-01 Pilot 

"Dawn: I'm an embarassment to my son.
Kirsten: Welcome to my world."
1-03 The Gamble 

"Sandy: Hello, ladies!
Seth: Dad, don't call me a lady."
1-18 The Truth

"(examinant un paquet) Well it's not ticking. So it can't be from your mom."
Jimmy, 1-19 The Heartbreak 

"Jimmy: So what's going on in your life?
Julie: Aside from our daughter being the spawn of Chucky and Keith Moon?"
2-01 The Distance 

"Sandy: Lots of couples golf together.
Kirsten: Shortly before dying of old age."
1-19 The Heartbreak 

"Luke: You're okay.
Ryan: Disappointed ?"
1-02 The Model Home

"Come on Captain Oats, we both know somethingís up"
Summer, 3-14 The Cliffhanger

"It's a funeral. People say sorry before they say hello"
Sadie, 3-15 The Heavey Lifting 

"Ryan: alright, look, Luke Skywalker was happy to find his dad right, even if he turned out to be Darth Vader
Lindsay: Ryan, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fought each other with light sabers until one of them died, Vader cut off Skywalker's hand"
2-11 The Second Chance

"Kirsten: You're going to prison ?
Sandy: Oh, just for the day."
2-10 The Accomplice 

"Comic-Con is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some
porn star dressed as Catwoman."
Seth, 1-07 The Escape

"Sandy: The minute you were born I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth: So, I'm like asthma?"
1-02 The Model Home

"Marissa: I forgot I had this dress.
Ryan: Happens to me all the time."
1-10 The Perfect Couple 

"How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters."
Summer, 1-24 The Proposal 

"Kirsten: I am never throwing another party again.
Sandy: Oh, honey, don't tease."
1-25 The Shower 

"Hey, your mom has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That is punishment enough."
Jimmy, 1-27 The Ties That Bind

"You have my cell if Caleb kicks and you need help counting your cas
h"
Marissa, 2-14 The Rainy Day Women 

"Have I told you about my after-after-prom party with Sung Ho and Yung Nam? It was hot and spicy and, let's just say I had my very own Korean barbeque"
Taylor, 3-25 The Graduates 

"Summer: Oh my god. Mr. C. you totally scared me.
Sandy: sometimes I scare myself, Summer."
3-24 The Man of The Year

"Taylor: You were prom queen last year. You have to go.
Summer: Yeah, well, the queen is dead."
3-23 The Party Favor 

"Sandy: Look at you, Ma. With a cell phone.
The Nana: I'm very hip.
Sandy: I guess so.
The Nana: I just can't read the buttons."
2-21 The Return of The Nana 

"
Summer: Of course I didn't mean to hit you.
Seth: I know. I just find it interesting how your hand collided with my face
"
3-12 The Sister Act 

"Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren't you in school?
Kaitlin: 'Cause it's 7 o'clock at night. And it's Saturday."
4-01 The Avengers 

"Marissa: I think we should spend the entire summer just being normal.
Ryan: What, even Seth?
Marissa: No, no. That'd be impossible."
1-27 The Ties That Bind 

"Lance: Jules. How the hell did you find me?
Julie: Well it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voila."
2-19 The Rager 

"
I cannot believe what Chirac said to the Farmer's Union. You go, Jacques!"
Summer, 2-08 The Power of Love
 


"Okay, honey, I don't want to alarm you, but there's a giant Julie Cooper on the table."
Sandy, 2-09 The Ex-Factor 

"
Thank you, Ryan. I realize it wasn't easy for you to string so many words together"
Caleb, 2-12 The Lonely Hearts Club

"Vive la France, Summer ! Vive la France !"
Taylor, 4-01 The Avengers 

"Hailey: I'm broke and sleeping at my sister's.
Jimmy: I'm broke and my wife is sleeping with your father."
1-15 The Third Wheel 

"Where I'm from, having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true... that does"
Ryan, 1-01 Pilot

"I was into recycling way before it was cool. Al Gore got half his stuff from a paper I wrote in 6th grade."
Seth, 4-05 The Sleeping Beauty 

"Julie: I had to block you from my buddy list. You were incessant.
Luke: You blocked me ?"

1-24 The Proposal 

"They're playing Pac-Man. It's not a Mandy Moore movie."
Summer, 1-25 The Shower

"Ryan: Who has been the greatest influence in your intellectual development ?
Summer: Um, Miuccia Prada."

3-13 The Pot Stirrer 

"Sandy: Ryan doesn't wear glasses.
Seth: He does when he's reading from right to left."

3-10 The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkkah 

"Ryan: Why would I be nervous?
Seth: Because we're going to school with like 300 Lukes minus the redeeming social qualities"
1-09 The Heights 

"Welcome to the O.C., bitch ! This is how itís done in Orange County"
Luke, 1-01 Pilot 

"Ryan's gonna stay with us now"
Kirsten, 1-03 The Gamble

"I never won a fight until I got to Newport"
Ryan, 3-06 The Swells 

"Kaitlin: You're like an adult.
Justin: My parents are therapists. They're annoying, but pretty smart"

3-15 The Heavy Lifting 

"Sandy: Since when is Scotch part of a nutritious brunch?
Caleb: Since the DA's office finally decided they had enough to indict me."

2-02 The Way We Were 

" (ŗ une petite fille) I'm sorry, did you just ask if there was a comic book based on the X-Men movie ?"
Seth, 4-01 The Avengers 

"I'll be okay, Kiki. I'm like the Gulf Region. At this point, what's one more hurricane ?
"
Julie, 3-12 The Sister Act 

"Summer: Were you with Taylor?
Seth: She's having an emotional crisis.
Summer: Yeah, well she's about to have a physical one.
"
3-07 The Anger Management 

"I may not be an Atwood anymore, but I'm not a Cohen either. I don't know what I am.
"
Ryan, 3-05 The Perfect Storm 

"Seth : Careful, lady. My girlfriend's gonna be here any second.
Summer : Shut up, Cohen.
"
4-04 the Metamorphosis

 

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